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Funny sms

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:
'Ye chandi k box me saja do'

Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:
'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'

Larka:
'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay'

Sunar:
'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha